♥ kindra //

My little cousin, Kindra, and her family moved up last week. She spent the night with me last night. We played pick up sticks, and looked up silly things online. We listened to music and created a tale called "The Struggles of the Woman with the Twenty-Foot Penis."
It was hilarious. She has to wear skirts just to keep it from ripping her pants... and she had to roll it up like a fruit roll up. And sometimes it would come undone... and kids would use it as a jumprope.... other times she would trip over it. She has to stand like 18 ft away from the toilet to pee... and sometimes, when she laughed so hard she peed herself, her penis would come unrolled and smack things.... LMAO
It was so funny.... and we laughed till we cried...
We played a couple rounds of pick up sticks, and the first time I beat her by 5... the second time, however, we TIED... with 37 each... we laughed about that... and finally, went to sleep with the Amy Steinberg Playlist on my computer as our lullaby. haha