1. Randomly decide a word of the day, like on Pee Wee's Playhouse
2.Use every opportunity to make it a Broadway musical
3. Repeat everything your facilitator says, pretending to take notes. At the end, show him the stick figure "office family" you created.
4. Ask at the beginning if you can pitch an idea. You're idea is a drinking game.
5. Whisper "In my pants" after every line the boss says.
6. If you're a guy, ask if you can go to the little girls room to deal with a little girl problem...
7. If you're a girl, start by saying "I am having a few issues with the urinals not flushing correctly this week"
8. When called on, reply "How many people in this room can still see me after the accident?"
9. Arrive early enough to print copies of a business plan entirely made around bacon, and leave it in front of every seat.
10. After every question ask either "Will my counselor be informed of these changes?" or "Can we get an intern to cover it?"
11. Pitch the idea of an office pet.
12. Suggest everyone gets a company tattoo.
13. Put a "kick me" sign on the boss
14. Sit on the floor. When questioned, say it is religious, and you are staying connected to the earth. 15 minutes later, begin taking outer layers of clothing off.
4. Ask at the beginning if you can pitch an idea. You're idea is a drinking game.
5. Whisper "In my pants" after every line the boss says.
6. If you're a guy, ask if you can go to the little girls room to deal with a little girl problem...
7. If you're a girl, start by saying "I am having a few issues with the urinals not flushing correctly this week"
8. When called on, reply "How many people in this room can still see me after the accident?"
9. Arrive early enough to print copies of a business plan entirely made around bacon, and leave it in front of every seat.
10. After every question ask either "Will my counselor be informed of these changes?" or "Can we get an intern to cover it?"
11. Pitch the idea of an office pet.
12. Suggest everyone gets a company tattoo.
13. Put a "kick me" sign on the boss
14. Sit on the floor. When questioned, say it is religious, and you are staying connected to the earth. 15 minutes later, begin taking outer layers of clothing off.
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